Kettle Logic

Without naming it outright, yesterday I introduced “Kettle Logic.”

This is the term that Jacques Derrida – who came up with the famous line “form is content” (or some such in his native French) and many other concepts of deconstructionism – uses to describe the situation of throwing together a stew of contradictory logical claims.

Kettle Logic for lawyers is when they throw a bunch of contradictory claims or defenses into the pot and make an unpalatable goulash hoping they might be able to prevent a fact finder from figuring out the truth and with it their clients’  liability.

The example provided by Wikipedia on how Kettle Logic got its name is from a reference by Derrida to one of Sigmund Freud’s whacky dream stories about how a man was accused by his neighbor of having returned a kettle in a damaged condition.

As an important frolic and detour, an issue spotting lawyer might just jump in right here to label these neighbors as bailor and bailee. This lawyer might then seek to determine who was the one benefiting from the bailment – i.e. lending or presentment from the bailor to the bailee of the black kettle.

This is because the law gets so specific as to determine different standards of care if the person benefiting because of the bailment was the bailor or the bailee.

To reflect on this bailment point for longer, we are likely to assume that the kettle benefited the bailee perhaps because the bailee for a time had greater cooking capacity.

However, it could have also been the case that the bailor benefited perhaps in the situation that the kettle came available a few days before a family member’s birthday and the bailor wanted it stored to allow it to be a surprise.

Though a side point, if you think like a lawyer you will see doing a neighborly “favor” as a liability. That’s something to “stew on.” (Sorry.)

Returning to the whole point, the bailee offering defenses might come back with the following three provided by that Wikipedia entry … plus a couple more which I offer for good sport:

  1. The bailee had returned the kettle undamaged;
  2. The kettle was already damaged when he borrowed it;
  3. The bailee had never borrowed the kettle in the first place;
  4. The kettle was not the bailor’s kettle;
  5. The bailee did not have legal responsibility over another person who damaged the kettle; and if able to get away without sanction for a patently false claim …
  6. The kettle was not being returned but presented as a gift to the claimant.

Wow? What a mess. It seems what is happening here is that the bailee is creating defenses which will force the accuser to dig in to prove the facts.

All these defenses require that the bailor claimant prove:

  1. The kettle is the bailor’s kettle – i.e. the bailor has title to it.
  2. The bailor’s kettle was entrusted to the bailee.
  3. The bailee received the kettle in good condition (as opposed to the bad condition now claimed to be that of a damaged condition).
  4. The good condition of the kettle was reduced at some point while in the bailee’s possession to a damaged condition.
  5. The bad condition of the kettle occurred because of the bailee defendant’s failed a duty to maintain the kettle in a good condition – regardless if someone else damaged it.
  6. The bailor is actually kicking a gift horse in the mouth … the ingrate!

Even if you take off the final claim and required proof as being too over the top, the point is clear. Offering defenses tests the claimants’ ability to prove their claim.

But this fails to explain why anyone would want to waste their time with alternative – i.e. contradictory – pleadings as the claimant.

Cynically we might rush to suggest the reason to make alternative claims is to create a nice big bog for the lawyers to wade into and start up a muddy war for which you and your neighbors are both going to pay the price. Right?

True, often that attorney who helped you do your will or your aunt’s divorce a few years ago doesn’t know what they are doing and they are going to just attempting to sling it.

But that is not the whole story …

More charitably to other members of the legal guild, the reason is because additional facts might come in during discovery which helps clarify that an alternative claim is correct whereas the others are not.

Alternative Pleading – AKA “Pleading in the Alternative” – basically provides the greatest latitude for claimants to honor their requirement of giving notice to the opposing party as to what the heck they are suing the other over while at the same time being able to later fashion the most proper claim.  

Think of it this way, the exchange of Complaint and Answer is the first (official) foray of a legal skirmish in which claims and counter claims are exchanged in what can then become a long, long legal process.

It is the legal process itself which usually provides clarity as opposed to greater opaqueness in the legal “fog of war.”

Wouldn’t it be nice though if you could “get a bird’s eye view” of the conflict early on so you don’t waste your time getting into “a war you can not win”.

Better yet, isn’t it great when you can dispassionately identify to your neighbors that the boundary dispute will be “a war they can not win” so they should just holster their six-shooters right now so nobody gets needlessly hurt?

Problem is there are no “can not win wars” in the law. Or at least there are no attorneys who will identify that situation for fear they will be seen as having made a guarantee.

Yet if you at least want help handicapping your case, it is worth having a conversation with lawyers who knows how to assess the lay of the land – i.e. Justice Smiles.

If this sounds like you  and you are a Washington State resident, take a moment for this initial assessment [HERE].

BTW – If you feel compelled to see the entry on Wikipedia, you will find it [HERE].



What Are Legal Elements?

Elements are generally regarded as basic principles or fundamental parts of something. Abstractly we might think of the letters of the alphabet as the elements of a word. Words then become the ‘parts of speech’ used to compose a sentence. Groupings of sentences are used to create paragraphs and then chapters and then books and then volumes and then libraries. I think you get the point.

More concretely, think of a periodic table from your chemistry class. The periodic table identified elements. In turn, these elements are used to make up compounds.

Interestingly, while law uses the complexity of the former – i.e. there are volumes and libraries dedicated to the law – at bedrock any legal claim must satisfy a particular set of legal elements. So …

Think of legal elements as a checklist.

A claimant must check off every fundamental part – i.e. element – of a legal claim in order for the claimant to carry the burden of proof. When this happens, the claimant has demonstrated the other party has failed to fulfill the duty of restraining from doing that which is claimed against them.

This also means that if the party resisting a claim can nullify – i.e. demonstrate the absence – of any element, then that party has successfully defended against the claim because the claimant hasn’t satisfied the burden of proving that failure of legal restraint.

To digress further to regard tactical matters for those resisting claims (generally known as “defendants”), note except for the extraordinarily odd cases in which concentration on nullifying one or two specific elements would diffuse the fact-finders understanding of the facts, all the elements of any claim made against a defendant should be challenged.

Why? Again, because it just takes “knock down” of one element to destroy the claim altogether.

Now on the other side for the claimant, is this idea of seeking to “cover the waterfront” a wise strategy? The answer generally is that it is not.

There may be several differing claims, but at least in boundary disputes, it is generally best to make sure that each claim is distinct and supported by its own facts.

In this way, the facts can be focused to make sure that they are presented most persuasively. Why?

When one is making a claim, one is seeking to persuade that the facts – which we must remember can be undermined – should be recognized in such a way as to demonstrate that each element of the claim are made.

True, the advantage of making inconsistent pleadings is that if certain facts don’t hold up, there might be another way to interpret the facts to allow a similar legal endpoint.

But, if the facts are wishy-washy, perhaps the case is too. In that situation, do you really want your claim to be passed up to the judge to then ask essentially: “Though we don’t know what is going on here, will you figure it out … to our advantage.”

That’s just not real world. And yet, often we see alternative pleadings. Why?

The Practical Boundary LIne

In his 2008 book titled The End of Lawyers? Rethinking the Nature of Legal Services, futurist Richard Susskind in no less than two places speaks of a future in which legal consumers benefit from ‘a fence at the top of the cliff, instead of an ambulance at the bottom of it.’ 

No, no this concept doesn’t relate to lawyers as “ambulance chasers” who gain at the hardship and misery of others. Instead, this is the concept that legal consumers’ understanding and initial understanding will be of greater degree as we go along. There is likely to be as much – if not more money – to be made as a ‘legal fence building company’ than one which rushes victims off to the ER. 

Throughout all my years as a boundary dispute attorney, I have thought and attempted to get people past the wasteful pomp & circumstance, posturing, and overall BS to an understanding of how things will likely pan out if people go all the way to trial. 

So, is there a way to help neighbors on both sides of the line to by-pass all that nonsense of making a legal decision and instead help neighbors to just get right to the solution to prevent a wasteful fight?

Though likely requiring the assistance of a mediator who will visit the neighbor’s property, the answer MIGHT just be yes.  

Here, I’ll introduce my concept of the Practical Boundary Line.

The Practical Boundary Line (“PBL”) is the line of separation between you and your neighbors. 

This means it is where your use of the land ends and that of your neighbors begins.

Sure, maybe you and your neighbor will have differing understandings. But, because you don’t know where your respective legal descriptions will identify lines on the ground, you can hear out your neighbors’ ideas on why they believe the PBL is where it is and you can express your understanding to them.  

If that is hard for either or both of you to do, hire a mediator to assist. A mediator will help both sides to understand the views of the other; keep digging beyond issues purely related to the positional location of the line to interests; and place a cloak of privilege over the conversation so you can have as forthright of a conversation as possible and with it the highest chance of coming to a solution. 

Regardless, once you establish the PBL mark it and move to the next stage determining how to deal with situations if – or more likely “when” – the line of record title does not run along the PBL 

Perhaps there is a zone in which you are comfortable in just allowing the survey to determine the “actual boundary line.” If so, document it and again mark the zone on the ground.

What happens if the survey is outside of that zone? Often, just going ahead and getting an easement (which legally acknowledges a permanent right to use) or potentially a reversionary interest (which legally acknowledges a current, but non-permanent right to use) are fine solutions. 

Or, if line of record title and the PBL are not coincident, are you BOTH willing to negotiate in good faith to allow for a land swap?

Finally, are there outer bounds at which “all bets are off.” Here, think about a situation in which the survey determines that the line of record title runs through your own or your neighbors’ house?

Well, guess what “all bets need not be off” if you and your neighbor can sensibly agree that if this occurred that you will seek a boundary line adjustment or a friendly quiet title action.

Bottom line, if you and your neighbors talk the matter out beforehand, there is a very good chance you can maintain a positive relationship with them, to properly mark the line, and to timely achieve whatever it is that got you to thinking one morning you ought to get a survey.



Cautiously Evaluate Any Self-Help Option

Self help is the concept that one takes matters into their own hands … and gets them nice and dirty!

Generally, self-help will occur when owners of real property believe certain real property is theirs and they then take some sort of action to clarify that understanding.

What follows often is a call by an affected neighbor to the police who inevitably come out not to solve the problem but rather to confirm that there is not a “breach of the peace.”

Basically, this police call is a precautionary step to make sure weapons don’t come out and that the neighbors simmer down. Ultimately though, the police indicate that the aggrieved party should consult an attorney.

First, notice that the neighbors using self-help “believes that certain real property is theirs”. Here, “believes” and “knows” are different things.

Also, never confuse what a surveyor indicates as your property without first reviewing a sufficiently complete set of facts with a legal evaluator so that you can properly assess the risk that your understanding of your ownership is unfounded and the risks associated with your actions.

Second, notice that the neighbor who is causing the disruption thinks the real property is theirs but instead of speaking to their neighbor “using their words” they just act out.

That sounds like someone didn’t learn how to act in preschool and indeed people who use methods of self-help are often perceived as bullies by the other side.

What this suggests then is that you better be very certain if you are going to make a self-help attempt.

Now these first two ideas should be contrasted with the risk of having the conversation … or more properly correspondence.

[Yes, you should seek to put everything about this in writing. And guess what that means? You guessed it. It means that you should get advice as to what should be in and what should be out.]

Back to the point of the positives associated with the use of self-help, notably it may be more strategic not to signal your intentions to your neighbors beforehand and instead just get in there and do it.

On this score, it is much easier to destroy than to build. The practical upshot of this might be that you remove a fence. But be careful here because removing an existing fence might be determined a wrongful act and thus submitting you to a liability which might create a shifting of attorneys fees and costs.

But you are not done here are you? You now have to get a new fence up … right? And don’t you think that there is a smidge of a chance your neighbors will make it difficult for you to build your fence either by use of legal process or self-help of their own?

Bottom-line, self-help should only be used after extremely careful calculation of the risks and rewards after careful consultation.

Listen, even if you don’t give a hoot about your neighbor, you still owe it to yourself to talk to a lawyer before doing something drastic which is going to cause a rumpus costing untold hand-wringing, several tens of thousands of dollars, and most importantly time.

Of all the insurance that you “might take out” to assure peace of mind, pay for an evaluation and any necessary interaction to prevent what often is a fairly small matter from becoming a major issue which will affect you where you live as long as you are neighbors.

Peace on Earth and Happy New Year 2017.


Q: Why Didn’t The Chicken Cross the Road?

  • A1: Because he should never have gotten himself halfway into the exercise.
  • A2: Because he brought someone along who wasn’t as committed as he was.
  • A3: Because that someone alone has the good sense to not make the attempt.
  • A4: Because he thinks he can defy norms and conventions; she knows otherwise.

Or, could the answer be …

  • Z1: Because he thought it was the most expedient means to an ends … so why not?
  • Z2: Because she led him on a misadventure which he didn’t have the good sense to redirect.
  • Z3: Because he was paid to escort her across the road despite its treachery and money justifies the risk.
  • Z4: Because he has a yellow umbrella which he thinks will shield him from city-bound traffic at 8:22 AM.

If you are thinking of playing chicken with your neighbor in a boundary dispute, make a commitment to go all the way to the endpoint or don’t start it at all.

Justice Smiles is here to evaluate your merits and to assist you to determine whether the adventure is worth the effort. To start before making a commitment, please fill out less than a dozen questions linked [HERE].

BTW – When I glanced back at these two idiots, they were returning from whence they came. So, they were able to get smart after all.

The Other Washington


Several years ago when I was yet a “China Hand”, I would often hear those involved in Washington State politics refer to D.C. as “The Other Washington”. At the same time, people who live on the East Coast refer to “our” (local) politics as “The Other Washington”. I am quite certain that this hasn’t changed.

Now disregarding your political inclination, imagine what happens when someone gets all bent out of shape when someone from the other location will not submit to the same view. Essentially this person for the sake of maintaining the “integrity” of her self identity absolutely has to have her belief recognized as to which location is the “real Washington”… which of course also allows her to distinguish it from “The Other Washington.”

Pretty stupid … right? Quite evidently, this is a trivial discussion. But, this dichotomy can help to understand some of the zaniness attendant to boundary disputes. So let’s explore this mental construct a bit more and then draw some conclusions.

Imagine we have a person living here in Greater Seattle transplanted from D.C. and she still wants to maintain that she now lives in “The Other Washington” because naturally in her mind D.C. is “the real Washington.”

Now it would be one thing if this person went around town wearing  cap and scarf of the NFL’s Washington Redskins. Though many in our state who are loyal to the Seahawks may find it “different” when she opens her mouth and talks about how she is living in “The Other Washington”, most people would probably dismiss the matter as an allowed loyalty to her version of reality. Who cares – right?

But what happens when she becomes absolutely “in your face” about this “issue?” You can be just about certain she will receive a good dose of “Seattle Nice” whereby when she goes on one of her rants people will just smile – albeit likely with a cringe – in order to appease her rather strident view. Yet here, they will do their best to just give this person plenty of space.

Now that is the critical point. Because this person is not challenged on her (locally) out of place perceptions, she has been given more space … i.e. a vacuum.

Here, please remember that “nature abhors a vacuum.” So, this oddball likely becomes increasingly expansive and perhaps expressive in her view because she is not self-limiting and her mental boundaries are rarely if ever challenged … its just not worth it.

Unfortunately for you, this person now moves in next to you and gets it in her head that she is entitled to land which the majority of people – i.e. both jury and judge – are highly unlikely to [assist to] determine as hers.

The jury isn’t disinclined to grant her the land because she disregards normal convention. No, instead the jury is simply assisting the court to determine the facts and afterward the judge determines how those facts will fall into place with respect to the law.

Remember though, this person fails to recognize bounds and has not been challenged for her transgression of them for quite some time because of the space given to her.

Question #1: Do you think she will use rational faculties when presented with law and fact?

Answer: NO!

You are likely in for one heck of a confrontation in which her patterns of thought must be interrupted and scrambled before she will begrudging relent to have her physical boundaries properly bound.

If money were no object, having the court drop its gavel to interrupt her “regularly scheduled program” might be completely satisfactory.

But, with the exception of extraordinarily wealthy individuals, money is indeed an object.

Question #2: What is the best answer for anyone who isn’t an extraordinarily wealthy individual involved in an impossible situation like this?  

Answer: Do everything you can to get the matter to mediation.

Now, there are three types of mediation approaches: (1) facilitative; (2) evaluative; and (3) transformative.

Determining which of these three approaches to pursue is perhaps the most important determination when seeking to bring a boundary dispute to resolve.

If wanting help evaluating your boundary dispute and determining the best process and strategy to attempt to bring resolution to it, please answer less than a dozen questions by contacting Justice Smiles [HERE].



Justice Smiles’ Welcome to Prospective Clients

Thank you for taking some valuable time from your schedule to review this law blog.

If you are at all like the majority of those who have previously engaged Justice Smiles, pllc (“Justice Smiles”), you are anxious about a negative situation which is or could possibly unfold with your neighbor.

From this day forward, you have a choice. You can choose whether or not to engage your neighbor in a spirited battle over boundaries.

Justice Smiles will help you determine the likely legal outcome in a “money is no object”, pure merit-based assessment.

Additionally, Justice Smiles will help you craft the best strategy in recognition that “money is no object” is probably neither your reality nor that of your neighbors.

Beyond this, Justice Smiles helps you engage your neighbor in a “conversation” – whether by negotiation, mediation, or through the courts – to reconcile boundaries of decency, privacy, safety, self-expression, aesthetics, and other uses and abuses of real property.

Notably, a surveyor’s opinion as to the proper property boundary does not address these other boundary questions as to how you will interact with respect for and toward your neighbors … and them toward you.

These other boundary questions are generally the drivers of boundary disputes. Justice Smiles’ hard fought experience understands this all too well.

So, if you recognize through your frustration, anger, and fear that indeed these other boundary questions are the problems which need to be resolved, Justice Smiles welcomes your contact and is ready to help.