JUSTICE SMILES, pllc has focused primarily on real property, boundary dispute law since its 2008 inception.
With only a couple of years shy of 2 decades of excellence in this practice, there are several issues that I have learned along the way – admittedly often through not so pleasant experience – which I wish all neighbors would realize. Here is one of the most important.
Boundary Dispute Litigation is often not about the merits of the matter; instead, it is a “guts play” with your neighbor that devolves to a “war of attrition.”
And what does that make the attorneys who are so helpful in signing you on for a long, drawn-out conflict – for which they often gleefully add as a selling point that in Washington State the law allows for the shifting of attorney’s fees – as they sell you on the road to perdition?
Answer: Leaches.
That’s right … leaches. You know the critters that doctors back in the Middle Ages used to suck all the bad blood and bile out of their patients in their “pre-enlightened” attempt to save people from among other ailments the bubonic plague. [*]
Well, that’s EXACTLY the same approach many – if not most – lawyers that take neighbor, boundary dispute cases use to resolve disputes.
You, the unwitting “legal patient”, sign up to resolve your matter with your neighbor and soon the “bloodletting” begins.
Well, it’s not actual blood. But figuratively you are now going to be releasing a lot of “blood, sweat, and tears” to prove to the Court that you are the one that owns the property that you and your neighbor are fighting over.
Why is this the case? It’s because in many circumstances – though admittedly not all – the attorney(s) have not much more than a textbook understanding of the elements of the case and they are procedurally preparing for a TRY-ALL … not trial.
But to someone who has spent 18 years in this legal niche and who has read and spreadsheeted the facts and case disposition of hundreds of cases, it’s quite easy to determine if someone has a case or not.
Now, that doesn’t mean that one who doesn’t really have a case cannot pursue the matter and win because just as you are likely to be “bled dry” by your attorney, so is your neighbor’s attorney “bleeding them dry” too. That’s perfectly fair, right? … NOT!
No, what is fair is to get an assessment by someone who knows the ins and outs of this legal arena; who is going to tell you the truth; and who will seek to peaceably resolve this with your neighbor at the start.
The best way to ensure your are fairly treated is for you to book an hour-long consult. JUSTICE SMILES, pllc provides the first half hour for free and bills for the second half hour at its hourly rate AFTER completion of the consult.
That’s right! You will get your answer as to whether pursuing your neighbor dispute should yield the results that you want – and it will be cabined by much more nuance than other attorneys who have not had the focus … SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
In law land, there are no guarantees. JUSTICE SMILES, pllc does. If the consult doesn’t meet with your satisfactions such that you are not walking away with sufficient value to warrant the $300 expense, you don’t pay it.
On the other hand though, when you are satisfied and you are provided with the knowledge and the strategy to move law from the medical equivalent of “leach therapy” to the precise handling of the appropriate tool[s] be them a pen as a “legal scalpel” or a “tomahawk” for a full “legal scalping” … your likelihood of success increases quite a bit too.
Cheers! BZ/JUSTICE SMILES, pllc
Photo Credit: MovieClips.com scene from Rob Reiner’s “Stand By Me” in which Will Wheaton’s character Gordy Lachance removes the last leach.
[*] Extra point if you noticed the use of “pre-enlightened” as a double entendre.








