Sent Via Email 2025.08.29
Robert Jacum – rjacum@jsjrlaw.com; Thomas Schukum – tschukum@jsjrlaw.com; Daniel Jive – djive@jsjrlaw.com.com; August Ron-Yonder – aron-yonder@jsjrlaw.com
Managing & Founding Attorneys, Jacum, Schukum, Jive, and Ron-Yonder, PLLC 666 Diablo Defence Drive, Ste 666 Dead Center, MA 98666
RE: They’s. Jordyn Kapitate – Notice of Discipline | Yucky v. Herald – Pierce Me County Superior Court
Messrs. Jacum, Schukum, Jive, and Ron-Yonder:
I am putting you on notice of the impending discipline notice which I will be filing with the WSBA Ethics committee to assess what I assert to be improprieties of your colleague, associate partner Jordyn Kapitate, as to the errant and yet uncompleted work product regarding Pierce County Superior Court Cause # 07-1-1666-4.
This is a matter which has been long delayed throughout its entire course in large part due to the obtuse client demands relayed by They’s. Kapitate including: (a) unwillingness to consider an exclusive easement; (b) refusal to incorporate a fence in settlements for a feigned claim of its spite; and (c) an extended series of requests for my clients to remove monuments – a misdemeanor per RCW 58.04.015.
Fine! That may be chalked up to merely engaging in zealous advocacy.
What certainly is not fine though is that the final decree submitted to the court was altered … AFTER I HAD SIGNED IT!
This issue appears to initially have been caused when amongst references to the four exhibits of the final decree, I mistakenly altered the lettering of an Exhibit “C” to Exhibit “A.” This scrivener’s error went undetected by both They’s. Kapitate and they’s’s paralegal Comptence Cadaverre.
Amazingly, Exhibit D was removed both as to the exhibit itself … and its reference within the decree!
In my mind, this change must have occurred in only one of two ways: (a) Ms. Cadaverre made these changes and it went undiscovered by They’s. Kapitate; or (b) They’s. Kapitate made the change they’s-self before sending it back to Ms. Cadaverre for court filing. I believe both are ethical violations.
I need to add that, but for my inquiry as to status, I would not have received service of court papers which were improperly delayed by almost a week!
Because of this inordinate delay in service, I decided to review the papers and discovered these errors and immediately sent an email and left messages on both They’s. Kapitate’s and Ms. Cadaverre’s voicemail not to record the court order. In a follow-up call, I was finally able to reach They’s. Kapitate’s. I told her about these errors and begged her not to record the order. They’s. Kapitate sent an email to Ms. Cadaverre to refrain that day – Friday, 2025.08.08.
Today marks 3 weeks from that day and instead of finalizing this issue, They’s. Kapitate is seeking to extricate they’s-self in increasingly “clever” manner from they’s’ error(s) by first suggesting that this was an issue of the Pierce County Court before then pointing the blame at the computer systems of your firm.
On the remote plausibility that your firm’s computer systems are in fact causing all these issues, I hope the WSBA ethics committee conducts an extensive audit to assure no other parties are impacted.
Now, the fact of the matter is that our clients have respectively hired us to resolve their real property problems and to quiet title. We have not done that. My client now has no legal description. And it could be argued that They’s. Kapitate’s client Mr. Yucky now only has title to a “shapenly unclean” transfer parcel.
Messrs. Jacum, Schukum, Jive, and Ron-Yonder, in that They’s. Kapitate has left on vacation without having closed this matter, I implore you to please identify an honest and competent member of your legal staff to do so TODAY!!!
I want They’s. Kapitate and Ms. Carver removed from this matter and all other matters with me going forward. Perhaps you could replace her with the head of your litigation department instead – Andrew Wisewin.
Notably, in that They’s. Kapitate decided to not execute a CR2A settlement agreement, if we are unable to do so, we will have to open a new quiet title matter. That is not a preferred course.
With the Utmost Sincerity,
/s/ Robert Walter M. Zierman
Robert Walter M. Zierman (He/Him*) / JUSTICE SMILES, pllc
* I reserve all rights to identify as a woman as needed.
** Please be advised that as of Labor Day, 2025.09.01, my pronouns change to (King/Kong).
PS. There is another matter for which They’s. Kapitate and I are currently opposing counsel. Either the court is still waiting for an amended filing or now even King County eService has a problem too.
Maybe They’s. Kapitate’s “diablo ex machina” excuse about your firm’s systems is correct and has corrupted King County’s eFiling system too.
Quelle Horreur, that would be a lovely mess!
Cc: tkapitate@jsjrlaw.com; ccadaverre@jsjrlaw.com; awisewin@jsjrlaw.com
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